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Jok Onli

A Word Without My Lawyer Present

Me: I'm not saying a word without my lawyer present.

Cop: You ARE the lawyer.

Lawyer: So where’s my present?


Unemployment Office

Working at the unemployment office has to be a tense job...

For if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day.


Boxer Insomnia

A boxer complains to his doctor about insomnia.

Doc: "Have you tried counting sheep?"

Boxer: "Yes, but whenever I get to 9, I stand up."

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