Thursday, November 14, 2019 | Cloudy skies with moderate to occasionally heavy rains which may trigger flashfloods & landslides will be experienced over Ilocos region and the provinces of Batanes, Benguet, Zambales, Bataan & the islands of Babuyan.| Robredo, US execs explore collaboration in drug war | Two people contract pneumonic plague in China | Imports at Top US Ports to See Final Tariff-Driven Surge of 2019 | Bong Revilla’s rumored TV comeback draws flak | Gilas set to face Singapore first | 1 USD = 50.82 PhP as of closing Nov 13, 2019|
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A Word Without My Lawyer Present

Me: I'm not saying a word without my lawyer present.

Cop: You ARE the lawyer.

Lawyer: So where’s my present?

Source: ajokeaday.com



Unemployment Office

Working at the unemployment office has to be a tense job...

For if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day.

Source: ajokeaday.com



Boxer Insomnia

A boxer complains to his doctor about insomnia.

Doc: "Have you tried counting sheep?"

Boxer: "Yes, but whenever I get to 9, I stand up."

Source: ajokeaday.com
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