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The Mosquito Who Bit Me

"I can’t kill the mosquito who bit me and sucked my blood."

"Why Not?"

"Because we’re related by blood now!"

Source: ajokeday.com


Teacher and Student

Teacher: "Whoever answers my next question, can go home."

One boy throws his bag out the window.

Teacher: "Who just threw that?"

Boy: "Me, and now I’m going home."

Source: ajokeaday.com
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