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Fisherman and Magician

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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Worst Day of the Week

What’s a fish’s worst day of the week?


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Blame It On The Uber

A Police Officer was questioning a young man who's smart car got stuck between the concrete walls of a pedestrian stairway.

When the police officer had asked him what he was thinking at that moment, his response was, "I was instructed by my Uber App to take a sharp left."

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A hunting party, hopelessly lost in the mountains, blamed their guide for leading them astray.

"You told us you were the best guide in Colorado!" they cried.

"I am," he said, "but I think we're in Wyoming now."

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New Apartment

A guy asks his neighbor in an apartment building, “Mr Trepper, you live directly above me and you have the same 2-room apartment as I do. How many rolls of wallpaper did you buy when you moved in?

“We got 18 rolls,” answers the neighbor.

Two months later the guy meets his neighbor again and says, “It’s really funny – I put the wallpaper on everywhere and I still had 10 rolls left over.”

Neighbor smiles, “Yeah, so did we.“

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