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Fisherman and Magician

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Source: ajokeaday.com


Worst Day of the Week

What’s a fish’s worst day of the week?

Fry-day!

Source: ajokeaday.com


Blame It On The Uber

A Police Officer was questioning a young man who's smart car got stuck between the concrete walls of a pedestrian stairway.

When the police officer had asked him what he was thinking at that moment, his response was, "I was instructed by my Uber App to take a sharp left."

Source: ajokeaday.com

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